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this website lasted two months. which is much longer than even i thought it would. but it seems like everything awesome that i say now just ends up on
twitter.
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“no. i’ll be an awesome dad. i once tricked my nephew into eating a corn dog by calling it a lollipop. parenting is essentially just a series of lateral thinking puzzles”.
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“I’m getting it from all sides tonight and not awesomely.”
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“first of all, I know some pirates. and they’ll play the hell out if some guitar. secondly, this dude is holding an accordian. which is barely not a guitar”.
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“c’mon beard, let’s go get drunk”.
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“wow, Mohandas Gandhi sure looked like an old lesbian”.
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sorry kids, rayke didn’t say anything on october 18th, 2008.
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“i need brad childress to come coach these kids and teach them how to run awkwardly in circles”.
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sorry kids, rayke didn’t say anything on october 16th, 2008.
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“if by ‘work’ you mean ‘masterbate’, then yes. i absolutely work too much”.
