this website lasted two months. which is much longer than even i thought it would. but it seems like everything awesome that i say now just ends up on twitter.
“no. i’ll be an awesome dad. i once tricked my nephew into eating a corn dog by calling it a lollipop. parenting is essentially just a series of lateral thinking puzzles”.
“I’m getting it from all sides tonight and not awesomely.”
“first of all, I know some pirates. and they’ll play the hell out if some guitar. secondly, this dude is holding an accordian. which is barely not a guitar”.
“c’mon beard, let’s go get drunk”.
“wow, Mohandas Gandhi sure looked like an old lesbian”.
sorry kids, rayke didn’t say anything on october 18th, 2008.
“i need brad childress to come coach these kids and teach them how to run awkwardly in circles”.
sorry kids, rayke didn’t say anything on october 16th, 2008.
“if by ‘work’ you mean ‘masterbate’, then yes. i absolutely work too much”.